After garbage duty, Rae tries to catch a firefly, with no luck. (Sorry about the first few pictures, I forgot to push tab first, so it captured everything!)
Then her and Malcolm enjoy a nice meal together. They are so perfect together. Slob's all around!
Rae: So I thought you said you were rich? You know, $23,000 really isn't considered well off these days.
Malcolm: Honey, that was just what was in my bank account. I have a little surprise up my sleeve if everything goes right.
Rae: Ooooh!
After breakfast Rae let Malcolm know how she was feeling. I really don't think it had anything to do with that little surprise he has hiding!
As you can tell, this is where my picture taking skills figure out how to use the tab key! Sorry there will be little task things in the corners. The program takes pictures of it all and I don't want to crop every one of them.
Rae: So... is that the surprise?
Malcolm: No, I'm looking for a job. I want to become a criminal mastermind.
Rae: Cool!
I totally forgot that you had to buy the clothes for Sims to get options. They only had about $600 left after the house makeover but it was time to get Malcolm so new digs.
Oh yes, you have plenty of time to do that before you go to Bluewater! Don't worry the taxi will wait. ACR at its finest!
When I had them head to Amelia's Closet (I think that is the name) is when I realized Malcolm owned two businesses. Club Dante and Electronics Superstore. KAching! But first new clothes!
This is the house now! I forgot how much I loved building in TS2, for some reason it wasn't as fun in TS3, even though you had unlimited options. The house is small, a two bedroom, one bath, but it has personality. I like it! Someday we'll have money for tree's too!
Loading screens! Ugh, something I do NOT miss from TS2. Oh well... *sings jeopardy song while she waits*
There we go! Our first community lot in five years! Well, in TS2 anyway.
No, I think it will make you look FLAT, but not fat.
Rae: It looks like puke anyways.
Malcolm: Will that be all? This is six hundred dollars worth of clothes! Mind you, I got three garments! This is highway robbery! How the hell do you charge $200 dollars for a small pint sized piece of clothing?!
Cashier: Sooooo that will be it?
Malcolm: *huffs* Yes, that will be it.
After spending all their money, they needed to go check in with the businesses. Club Dante was first. But first, while they waited, Malcolm had a question for Rae. *Crap, I know I turned off that damn camera thing!* She said yes. Took the romance right out of it.
Now to Club Dante!The new hires arrive and Malcolm get's there uniforms and assignments going.
Employee: You really want me to wear this?
Malcolm: We're a club, yes.
Employee: Okay! I look hot!
Other Employee: How the hell does anyone do this thing!?
Rae: Fucking ball go in the hole!
Patron: Oh dear, the balls are not suppose to go in the holes. Your suppose to keep slamming the stick up and down to prevent that.
Rae: Kind of like sex?
Patron: I don't know what kind of sex you would be having for balls to be going in holes, but sure.
Bartender: Are you going to order a drink?
Patron: Huh? Oh, sorry was staring at your boobs.
Bartender: They're nice, aren't they.
So we made money, then we lost it, then we made it, then we lost it, then we made it, then we lost it.... Yeah this isn't going to work for me yet. Off to home!
Ooops, guess we should of left earlier.
Malcolm: Hi, yes, our Goddess is just too stupid to figure out how to run a business at this time. So I'd like to sell the ones I have. Yes, I'll what I can get. Thank you.
Hey! I just made you over $100,000!
Malcolm: If you knew how to run a business, you'd make twice that!
Screw off, you want to rule the world not run a business.
Malcolm: Ah yes, the job that keep eluding me.
I really didn't want to deal with businesses yet. I will have a family for that I am sure, but not yet. I still am trying to figure the basic game out, let alone OFB! So we sold the two and made $155,073! Yep, they are now the riches Sims in the neighborhood! Oh, wait, they are still the only sims in the neighborhood.
Rae: You suck!
I know.
Rae: Why can you not take care of my needs before they are tanked?
Hey, I have no idea why yours are tanking so fast! You'd think you'd be a hippo as much as you are eating!
Fuck!
Hmm wonder if I do an ISBI if those will be fails!
Rae: We need a fucking maid.
Malcolm: Yes dear.
Rae: Seriously, how the hell do flies take over so fast!?
Malcolm: Well, we haven't cleaned the dishes since this morning.
Rae: Flies do not take over in an hour Malcolm. Learn your science.
Malcolm: Yes dear.
With all this money, it was time to get Rae and Malcolm married! Plus I had a sneaky suspicion why her needs kept plummeting.
They had a romantic living room wedding then celebrated with a little bedroom time.
Malcolm wasn't satisfied.
lmao!
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