Kidding! Or am I? Everyone, meet Glenn Quagmire. Glenn lived in a small town on the East Coast till he burnt so many bridges he had to find somewhere new. Arcadia Valley seemed like the perfect place as it was small, still growing and no one knew his reputation.
With the money he had from his pilot career and selling his house, he was able to have a new one built here, that almost looked like his old house.
Sadly, the inside was lacking all the cool stuff he had grown accustomed to. So the first thing he had to do was find a job. Arcadia Valley doesn't have an airport so his pilot license wasn't going to help him in this situation. Instead he opted to work for the school district. Teachers... alright...
Maybe I should explain what Glenn is really doing here. See Glenn, true to his real character is a romance Sim. He kind of just took form when I was in CAS. I knew what I was planning, a prettacy. Since I had an uglacy going next door, it seemed like the logical second family challenge. Glenn came to be. He got the personality of 3/7/4/7/4 and is a Taurus. His LTW is woohoo with 20 different Sims. See it was meant to be! Turn on's are underwear and makeup and he doesn't like the bigger girls. He also has the second aspiration of Pleasure once I spent some points. This will be a Patriarchy Prettacy. We are going to try to breed out the ugly in all ways! Hopefully by the end we'll have a loving, handsome, committed, family guy! <----- hehe see what I did there? Side note, Rae's uglacy is now a matriarchy... figured if this is going to be a patriarchy, then the opposite should be on the other.
Do I need to make a disclosure, this is not the real Glenn Quagmire, anything and all similarities are purely for fun purposes. I did not make up this character, that would be the wonderful and genius Seth MacFarlane. I did not make up the word "Giggity.. or alright.. or any other word that Glenn might say to a girl. Again, all Seth's! Did I leave anything out? I hope not. So now we shall begin!
Glenn jumped at the opportunity to meet the first person to walk on his lot, which happened to be a girl. Jill Fieig.
Then the welcome wagon arrives and we see that even in Arcadia Valley, Glenn has a way with the ladies.
Lisa: Ahhh he's so handsome!
Wanda: If I wasn't married, that man would be mine!
Is it the big nose? I thought it was feet that we were suppose to look at to get an idea of what was hidden? *shrugs shoulders* maybe Sims know something we don't.
Malcolm was our third one for the welcome wagon. He was already in Awww of his new neighbor.
Malcolm: You get to woohoo with twenty different women! You lucky dog, you!
Glenn: That doesn't count the hundreds back in my old town. Bring on the ladies.
Lisa: He's mine! You need to get that in your head bitch!
Glenn: What the hell! Crazy bitches turn me on!
Glenn: And that is why they won't let me into the zoo anymore.
Jill: Oh my god Glenn, you are so hilarious!
You really don't want to know.
Since the other two women were married, Glenn decided to focus his attention on the single lady. Not that he won't be doing the other two, just not yet. I realized something after I made him. He's a romance Sim. I am sure he will not want to get married.... ever. Not getting married and having a women move in means, no babies! So I came to a solution for this. He won't be getting married, but he will be having his mistresses live with him, give birth to his children and whatever else they will do while they live there. It is going to be one hell of a drama filled house! But babies, yay! After they give birth to his spawn, depending on if I like them or not, they could be moving out or they could be staying put. If they move out they just might find a spot in the rotation. Maybe, well see. I am working this out as I go.
So our focus was on Jill and she didn't seem to have any issues with this.
Wanda: Be still my heart, look at those biceps!
*Gags* What is it with him?
Back to the pillow fighting.
Glenn: Wait.. wait.. my head is stuck in the wall!
Jill: Oh Glenn, you say the funniest things! *whap!*
Glenn spots another lady out by the curb and rushes to meet her.
Glenn: Holy crap is that me on your shirt!
Ivy: No, it's a monkey. I can see where you would think that though.
And because I know you're curious now, here is what shirt she is wearing. I wasn't sure if it was a man or a monkey when I was changing her in that little CAS screen that comes up. Either way the likeness is uncanny!
Glenn decided he wanted a bag of chips after all this flirting and attention. He grabbed one and sat down next to Jill. Listening to the women chatter was very interesting and Glenn sat there in silence eating his chips.
Then this happened.
Jill: *shuddes* I just got wet.
So eww! Apparently though, that is what did it for Jill. A bit of flirting and she was all his.
*sings Marvin Gaye* Awww so romantic!
Glenn: Honk! Honk!
Jill: *giggles* Oh Glenn!
Nevermind, did I say romantic?
Glenn: Let's play hide the stick!
Jill: Oh! Sounds like fun!
Jill: What... what did I just do? I don't remember the last four hours.
Sick woman, you are suck a liar. You know exactly what you did. Shame!
And so Glenn's first day in Arcadia Valley was a successful one. He met new friends and even got his first bang out of the way. How much drama will this one household have? Will there be babies in our future? Will Glenn keep his STD's to himself? All will be revealed the next time. Thanks for reading!
1. Jill Fieig
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