The Life And Times Of Arcadia Valley: Glenn

Welcome back to Arcadia Valley and our first week with Glenn Quagmire. His first day was pretty successful as he had his first woohoo with Jill. One of at least twenty that will come to love this man. I never messed with the car that needs to be repaired but I thought it would be a great project for a manly man like Glenn when he wasn't wooing all of A.C.

He worked for a bit then it was time for his first day of work.

Glenn: Oh you're a tasty treat for the morning. Wanna check out my sugar stick on the way to work?
Carpool lady: I am not fooled by your charm, you creepy weirdo.

First day, first question. Bullies on the playground. Glenn chose to give them orange wedges to divert them and it works. He gets home with his first promotion.

Once home he invites Jill over. Before he can greet her, a new lady walks by. Rose Dai, Glenn makes sure to greet her... for later.

Then he greets his girl Jill.

It didn't take much for Glenn to convince Jill to go steady and then move in.

With Jill taken care of and cleaning the house, Glenn focuses a bit of attention on Rose. She was smitten.... just like them all!

She was even his bosses cousin who is going to put a good word in for Glenn and get him a promotion! Oh he has his ways, doesn't he.

Ah.... young love. Well not really, number two though!

Just as promised, Glenn get's his promotion the next day.

To thank her, Glenn invited Rose over for a little fun. He also asked her to move in and go steady. Yep, we're doing this! She said yes.

Jill: Why again did that woman move in?
Glenn: Don't worry baby, she just needed a place to stay.

Glenn: Giggity.

Well shit, that didn't take long!

Or.... she's oblivious! Got it!

While Jill went around cleaning up after their new "roommate" Glenn welcomed Rose into the house the best way he knew how.

Jill then came out and caught them.

But yet again, it didn't seem to bother her. Alllllright!

Nevermind, she must have been waiting for them to get done. Either that or she really likes to watch! Anyways, Jill freaks out and is pissed off at both of them. Glenn for cheating and Rose for being a whore.

Glenn: Gigggity! Oh, now he's done!

Or maybe not. They just wanted to head to the bedroom now. Poor Jill is making dinner for everyone even after being cheated on.

Jill: I only used a little arsenic. I don't think it will kill them.

Jill: Hey whore, dinner is on the counter.
Rose: Rose... my name is Rose.

Jill: *sings* Gonna wash that whore right out of my shower.

As you can tell, Jill is taking it well. Meanwhile Glenn gets another promotion and becomes an elementary school teacher... help us! And then works on his car some more.